Dear Stacey Dash: We're Not Mad At You... It's Kanye's Fault
By now we've all heard about the epic fail that Chris Rock brought upon Stacey Dash at the Oscars last night.
First of all... Chris Rock... you know you were wrong for that. But at the same time... we love you for it.
With a side dish of Black Twitter.
And out of all the places it could happen, it was at the OSCARS. Which is the whitest live TV event in 87 of the last 88 years.
Chris Rock is cooooold blooded... but not as cold blooded as Hollywood... just sayin'.
If you've read any recent headlines about Stacey Dash in the last few years, you'll notice that black people REALLY don't like her very much. It's kinda weird because we used to have mad love for her. But ever since she started acting like a transgender Clarence Thomas...
Shit started to get complicated.
But let me tell you somethin'. Stacey Dash's fall from grace isn't even her fault.
Kanye is to blame for this.
Actually... at this point... Kanye is to blame for everything that is crazy in this world.
If you don't believe me... check out this video for his classic track, ALL FALLS DOWN:
Man I promise, I'm so self conscious
That's why you always see me with at least one of my watches
Rollies and Pasha's done drove me crazy
I can't even pronounce nothing, pass that versace!
Then I spent 400 bucks on this
Just to be like nigga you ain't up on this!
And I can't even go to the grocery store
Without some ones thats clean and a shirt with a team
It seems we living the american dream
But the people highest up got the lowest self esteem
The prettiest people do the ugliest things
For the road to riches and diamond rings
Remember that video!?
Remember when Kanye was our hero and Stacey Dash was our muse!?
He literally made a video that predicted ALL the craziness that we're seeing today.
Not just for Stacey Dash... but in his own life.
Long story short...
Damn you, Kanye.
Damn you and your prophetic artistry.
Why can’t you invent a time machine and take us all back to 2004!? That was a great effing year!
I guess we should give you some kudos for giving us a fair warning about the future... but you coulda dropped a few more hints about this Trump shit.
Yeezy for POTUS in 2020.
If Trump gets elected in 2016...
Ye' might be the only candidate that can save America.
God help us.
God help us all.
Ye' we can.