Dear Stacey Dash: We're Not Mad At You... It's Kanye's Fault
By now we've all heard about the epic fail that Chris Rock brought upon Stacey Dash at the Oscars last night.
First of all... Chris Rock... you know you were wrong for that. But at the same time... we love you for it.
With a side dish of Black Twitter.
And out of all the places it could happen, it was at the OSCARS. Which is the whitest live TV event in 87 of the last 88 years.
Chris Rock is cooooold blooded... but not as cold blooded as Hollywood... just sayin'.
If you've read any recent headlines about Stacey Dash in the last few years, you'll notice that black people REALLY don't like her very much. It's kinda weird because we used to have mad love for her. But ever since she started acting like a transgender Clarence Thomas...
Shit started to get complicated.
But let me tell you somethin'. Stacey Dash's fall from grace isn't even her fault.
Kanye is to blame for this.
Actually... at this point... Kanye is to blame for everything that is crazy in this world.
If you don't believe me... check this out:
Remember that video!?
Remember when Kanye was our hero and Stacey Dash was our muse!?
He literally made a video that predicted ALL the craziness that we're seeing today. Not just for Stacey Dash... but in his own life.
Long story short...
Damn you, Kanye.
Damn you and your prophetic artistry.
I guess we should give you some kudos for giving us a fair warning about the future... but you coulda dropped a few more hints about this Trump shit.
Yeezy for POTUS in 2020.
If Trump gets elected in 2016...
Ye' might be the only candidate that can save America.
God help us.
God help us all.
Ye' we can.